When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even
?be funny in the first place
?Do stairs go up or down
?Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on
?calculators go up
?If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see
?them
?Can you make a candle out of your earwax
?When French people swear do they say pardon my English
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the
? leftovers from the people that got there first
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get your money back? (Granted you lived)
I know this is really confusing ,,, but these are could be your bed
time thoughts